I’m annoyed that rats, snakes, monkeys and pigs are the least favored among the 12 zodiac animals. In the slang, all of them are rats, snakes, monkeys, gills and pigs snore, and I’m better than monkeys. I’m a monkey, and you’re a pig. After this is too provocative, I regret that she squinted and sniffed and never talked to me again and lost a friend.

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A careful observation of human body language is similar to scratching one’s head when a monkey is nervous, which is especially vivid. It is probably reasonable to say that monkeys are not pretentious, angry, sad and happy, while people are good at camouflage skills. However, it is hard for me to accept that it is more natural to dress up monkeys as human beings, lead them down the street or lock them in a cage, let them look at everyone’s humane monkey trails with their eyes open, or let them go back to the mountains to chew wild.
When the monkey named Jiro wore a suit and tie to imitate President Bush’s fainting, it won a full house. Now I’m eating bananas. Mr. Bush sang’s gentleman owner stifled his smile and told him that Jiro was lying on the table and didn’t move. I’ve never seen such a serious monkey face. He must feel sorry for himself. It’s said that his master is going to tour the United States. Maybe Bush will be defeated by Jiro.
I still peel the banana skin into three pieces like the real monkey on the last day.
A firefly burned the night.
A firefly burned the night.
Talk about drama
Drama is like night. A firefly suddenly flies in the wilderness of life.
It naively believes that a small fire by its tail can burn the night.
I don’t have any drama stories. I’m afraid the drama is not my main sentiment from the perspective of belief, sadness and constant life structure
I said that the smaller it is like a firefly, the smaller a child can catch a tender little palm in a bottle and turn it into a translucent topaz. It’s not unusual to let them go generously. When people reach middle age, they may be left with a pity, like putting out a light bulb and crossing their hands to arrest it. They are greedy for seeing the light and are afraid of flying carelessly. When it reaches the old age, the small fan will rot early and the luminous things will become cinders.
I have always had a strong ability to receive tragic messages. Although I am not old enough, I don’t believe when I lost my vision for life. It is difficult to turn over a true story, but some people are born with energy. When they see the flowers, they are not in short supply, but they are in a sad mood. New buds are always lurking in the spring. Tragedy can lead us to the peak of sorrow, and tears can make life change more clearly. Tragedy can also lead us to an intimate connection through the ages, as if I were rehearsing their plays and ending up in my descendants. One day, it will be my turn to always be grateful. When reading and listening to other people’s tragic stories, I thank them for acting seriously, so that I can understand the true meaning of life more clearly, and then I hope that I can play my own life drama well so that future people will not panic when they get the same drama, because we once hugged each other in an unbreakable tragic drama.
Compared with tragedy, drama is a kind of temporary liberation. I don’t want to play this word. I prefer to call it tragedy. For life, drama may be a form of sadness. Those who write drama must be compassionate. Since life is bitter, don’t find a cave. Let’s laugh and forget the wolves and tigers waiting outside for a while. Maybe it will inspire people to believe in the will. Life is still full, so it is the most rebellious force to resist the sadness of life.
Although I agree that everyone should cultivate a stimulant-like mood to avoid long sorrow for the time being, this cannot be called drama properly. Because the completion of the drama involves too many people, we can not direct and direct the drama. It must be an end story. A group of characters rub against each other for a period of time, and the complex plot is finally completed, which makes everyone generally satisfied with the ending. This simple definition of this difficult project can be completed in an instant, but the feeling can be achieved in an instant. Everything is a feeling, an erotic joke, a newspaper and a news. I saw a neighbor who looks like a rhinoceros for an unexpected birthday present. He likes to show off his wealth. I passed by in a Mercedes-Benz, and my friend’s boss named him after his dog. A burly man stabbed Ah Zhu like a meatball, and I snickered that he must hug other women with his other arm. I often make this sound, and the silk quickly falls into happiness. These happy moments are shared by the legal person. They belong to one-off elimination, like toothpicks. Stupid people wait for the perfect drama to come. I don’t feel happy with this thing, and occasionally the flowers tremble with laughter.
Hippie is the feeling that this single tone is like pepper running into the nose and scratching, and then sneezing at the world impudently and naughtily imagining that the world is shattered in your sneezing.
Tragedy is still in charge of life, but we may as well grab some themes at any time to make fun. Don’t mix a bitter gourd face with a generation to have fun. For a long time, an illogical vine-like thinking plant has been growing, which has tied the hands and feet of the tragic god.
Of course, a firefly can’t burn out the night.
But a firefly recognizes that the night is burnt by it.
A sheaf of money 1
A sheaf of money
7897479785944118867814816596119981983111345914458136153135137161315
No one can interpret this string of numbers except me, because it is an important certificate number and password that I have protected so far. This highlights my complex perceptual thinking and measures my life. Another tendency is to pursue extremely simple digitalization. I was sensitive to numbers since childhood, but I always found that I could write a long string of numbers in white paper before the college entrance examination. In six classes, I used to record my life digitally from now on. I need to look up the phone book to complete the trivial things such as financial easy collection, debt verification, condolences, and wishing my friends a happy birthday.
One day, I was hanging out at a friend’s house, talking about it, lifting the piano cover and playing a string of single notes. It didn’t seem hard to hear what strange songs she asked. I said this was my regular number group. Didn’t you listen to your home number?
Crazy, you, she said
This made me wake up from my dream and indulge in the digital world without considering other people’s dyslexia. It really constituted a crisis to prevent me from going crazy or accidentally dying. I had to write and decode the treasure map carefully, otherwise they would never be able to get clues from a bunch of cards, a bunch of seals and a string of jingle numbers, which could lock a lot of things.
No one knows my financial situation. In the digital world, the rules of the game of relatives of things are more fascinating than simply calculating the month. I never stipulate how much I have to spend or how much I can spend every month. Because of the fun of life, even this has to be restrained and added to the taste. Although flowers are not afraid of me, I tell myself that I don’t have to bow to boring people at the spiritual level. On the other hand, I do know that I can adjust my desires at any time, and I can eat any food on any day. I can exert my greatest creativity under the most simple materials conditions and don’t be a slave to money. This does not mean that I lack the concept of deficit. On the contrary, I have a clear-headed accountant living in my heart. She will measure my annual desire level in advance and allocate a sum of money for me to squander without affecting other fixed things. But I have never been frugal just because I suddenly want to buy expensive things. It seems that there is money in my heart. The police will find a hundred people who don’t need to buy, but they must buy 50. Unfortunately, most of them have succeeded, so they are depressed and holding a pile of banknotes to find a place to vent and buy a cup of coffee, a few movies, a bunch of flowers and a snack. They will go home with
I really have to thank the inexplicable good luck when I am ready to buy more. Most of the time, I move the door to the sofa and refrigerator to see the dehumidifier coffee table, so the concept of cherishing things has come to me. I don’t mind that second-hand furniture can be saved, so I don’t care. A while ago, my friend’s family came back from abroad for a holiday and stayed in my place. It is wonderful that these things are put together and never fail. It is a favorite to be helped by nobles, so I am happy to sit on Mr. A’s sofa and watch Mrs. B’s drinking. Mr. C soaked tea in the teapot, Mr. D sent tea to eat, and Ms. E sent a dish, and F sent a message to Mr. G to tell Miss H that the bonsai you sent is beautiful now, and then I sent a pen to write a note in J gas line, and twisted Mr. K’s desk lamp before going to bed. I hid in L’s mother, sent flowers and quilts to read Ms. M, sent Mr. N’s warm stove to dry my feet, and made a big yawn. I put it on the floor covered with Miss O’s dyed cloth, and my aunt P’s short dreams came true. I woke S pan fry an egg and swallow a pill after breakfast. Ms. Shan U’s washing machine changed the sanitary clothes last night. Ms. V sent me to unload Ms. W’s mother to send Mr. OMEGA’s watch ring, so that Ms. Y can spray flowers with a rubber hose and hang the clothes in Mrs. Z’s bamboo pole and go back to her room to write an authentic article.
Beggars’ wealth and splendor are no better than that.
A sheaf of money
A few days ago, my relatives advised me to get into the car for convenience. I didn’t know if it was a romantic impulse or if I was lucky. I was surprised to say that your car was sold casually. That’s a famous car. She angrily said that my dead husband was crazy and ordered another car. I touched the silver-white car, which is the farthest to the best market. A sense of virtual happiness floated in my heart. It was more like a white horse licking my hand meekly. My romantic desire emerged before the instant question was started, but the cold-blooded Zhang Ye in my heart. It’s expensive to raise a famous car at once, and its depreciation rate is not at the present stage. I can afford it. It’s very eloquent. I don’t depreciate. I love to preserve and increase value, so I restore my wisdom. I want her to persuade my dead husband not to be so extravagant. It’s better to be a blessing. I don’t want to listen to a discount and sell it to my friends. At least I can save some private money. Although her family is lucky enough to have a better car, I am lucky enough to have the opportunity to undertake a car at an ultra-low price, but luck will not care for us forever, especially when
In the digital world, we can’t enjoy all the human feelings. Most people recognize money, and its extended meaning has lost its prestige in my material life. These two logical circulations have become rich. A sum of money can partially moisten or weaken it and subvert it. It is obvious that even if I become a billionaire or remain uncorrupted, I won’t throw away my A sofa and W watch casually, and I won’t stop my love for them on the day of austerity.
Love can resist the disaster of money. Those who plunder money by hook or by crook are greedy slaves. It is even more foolish to love after recognizing money. It is not difficult for us to see people who are swept to the bottom by the hurricane of money around us. In the process of chasing money, their personality is bankrupt, their spirit is broken, their love is disillusioned, and they have no connections, but their thinking mode is good, but they don’t know that connections are sincere to each other, not just a money bomb.
What makes me most gratified is that none of my intimate friends are interested in money and profit. We don’t know each other’s worth. In ordinary time, we pour out our common experiences and share our memories. One of them made a long appointment with me and talked about money in a big circle. I was alarmed to think that maybe she was anxious to plan a sum of money for her to turn around. Who knows, her conclusion is that you know that I got a sum of money in the bank after retirement, and you can’t earn much interest. Now you have to start a business and pay the housing loan. The burden is too heavy. Oh, I want to come. I want to go to the bank and the interest rate is higher than the interest rate. Oh, I can’t lend you the money. You can pay off the mortgage first, and then I will tell her that one day I really need to be the first to ask you, and then the two of them bowed their heads in embarrassment and refused to propose.
It sounds like a fable. Even in modern society, it’s the last thing to watch and help each other. Neighbors break through two fences and then plan to install their houses. It’s a fact that I’m a member of the spiritual genealogy of both sides. I’m a guest at her house with peace of mind, and she’s here to share a hot tea. One day, my friends and I are all lying in earthen steamed buns which are far away. One of them has left a blessing hole in Yangshan. I said, Wow, you live in a mansion after death. How dare I, a poor wretch, go to see you? The fifteenth five-year plan must allocate sacrificial flowers for you to eat when the spring breeze blows over the purple flowers on the hill. They may think of each other’s names and meet for a picnic on the warm grass slope. It’s still cold or warm, and the world is still the old face. It’s still sentimental and tearful. When the sun is one inch more, they will talk about each other and take care of each other. Goodbye.
But we’re still alive. We’re sitting on the money seesaw.
Money can’t buy pure love, money can make people ugly, and a few people’s money can become beautiful. Money is like cutting wood from a mountain. It should burn and generate heat, calling for people to keep warm together in a snowy night.
We don’t have the money, so we should strive for it by strength without sacrificing personality and morality. It’s best to give money back to future generations who are good at social construction, especially culture. Sun read that Taiwan’s history in this period didn’t even have a decent cultural heritage except foreign exchange.
We’ll let go and hold our hands tightly, and the banknotes will fly like paper ash and never come again.
Miss Zhu 1
Miss Zhu
It takes courage to say that you are smart, and it takes wisdom to admit that you are stupid. I am stupid and more and more stupid.
I was in a good mood that day when I found out that I was really stupid. It is a dangerous outlook on life to train myself to be smart in the crowd and to show my wisdom from time to time. It is often an illusory smart straw hat to get and the damage may be shared with others. It is enough to be healthy and smart in personality at the physical level, and it is enough to be stupid in life and leave room for others to get along with each other.
Clumsy, about three sources, lack of ability, lack of heart fear and absentmindedness. As far as life technology is concerned, it is not difficult for me to take a very good cook to repair the lamp and hold the telephone cord to treat the water pipe leakage. However, when I encounter a sophisticated device, I am clumsy and exposed, but I am very afraid of touching the shadow and turning to project the fear of the device. Whenever I say that the remote controller is expensive and exquisite in both Chinese and English, my operating ability will be worse. Even taking the film from a moving camera is so simple and small that I can get a five-foot-six-inch-long film noodle from It’s worth forgiving that the film cassette was taken from the machine but stuck in it. The commemorative negative film was reimbursed and the video recorder was sent for repair. I’m too lazy to blame it. Usually, stupid people don’t want to admit that they are stupid at once. I’ve dissected the sound and reassembled it to test my ability. I can’t find the jack. I know my friend’s house is absolutely cautious and careful not to touch the valuables except by adjusting the volume and pressing the source. Of course, he’d better tell me where it is first, otherwise I’ll pull the plug.
Those who can easily touch the functions of various remote controls can easily become my idols. He can also drive a car, so I admire my familiar friends even more. I have been laughing at the fact that I am too excited to bet on Hollywood movie star Arnold Schwarzenegger and blindly worship the muscle meal. This criticism actually makes up for my thin body and humble complex to a considerable extent. The scene of fierce pursuit of science and technology in the devil’s story is what attracts me. Commercial entertainment films are provocative and turn ordinary people into cinemas. Heroes temporarily forget the real defects. People like me who are low-minded about scientific and technological products will naturally get 120 minutes of screen compensation with the help of science fiction films, especially Arnold’s cold courage. I won’t ask Arnold to bring my brain. He just needs to constantly show his muscles in scientific and technological articles. The cinema will continue to be excited for an hour, and it will be very emotional to change the translation of Arnold Schwarzenegger into Arnold’s personality. I forbid him to play literary romance films or the horse will revoke the hero’s license.
I’m afraid the car will never be awkward. During the period, I suspected that I had motor nerve problems. I ran to the ball and did well in judo swimming. The proof was not lack of ability, but my heart was afraid. Of course, I also tried to overcome the fear. I was determined to go around the track three or two times first, and then I was afraid to close my eyes. However, I was cold and sweaty. Suddenly I screamed, jumped out of the car and the motorcycle touched it alone, and finally the grass fell down like a dog. I described how safe I felt when I got up from the ground and walked on my feet. Of course,
Two rounds can’t stand four rounds. Don’t be enthusiastic. Friends sympathize with me. I live far away and sign up for the driving training class for me. I encouraged her to imagine that one day the notice of the car was sent proudly. The date of class on May 20 approached, and the anxiety reaction appeared. On May 20 th, I couldn’t stand tearing up the notice any more. I was happy immediately. A bird escaped from success. My friend made an incredible criticism. One day, I will go to the personality guarantee. I said that one day, if someone forced me to go to the driving training class by force, I wouldn’t whip it might
Absence of mind leads to short circuit, which is the most clumsy and uninteresting thing. A woman as clever and keen as my grandmother was once scooped a watch from the rice cooker, which is comparable to Edison’s interesting story of cooking eggs. Her grandchild, I often give full play to the family’s off-line system with one hand and one mind. When I was a child, my mother told me to buy pepper, and I bought pepper and asked me to go to the bamboo bushes to bring the ducks back. I heard these two sentences of Minnan pronunciation, and I had no doubt about the instructions. Because she was a mother who was often novel, I held a dustpan of bamboo shells.
Miss Zhu
This kind of absent-mindedness is often sent to the kitchen with the immersion in the manuscript field. I forgot what to do in the kitchen and dialed the phone. Suddenly I don’t remember who to call. I’m Jane. I asked who you were. I was in a hurry to find my glasses and rummaged through the living room. I called out to my sister. You didn’t see my glasses. She suddenly felt weird and speechless. She was lying on the stairs and convulsed. At that time, I felt that her attitude of watching the fire and laughing from the other side made me uncomfortable. She finished talking intermittently. When I was looking for glasses, I remembered that I had held

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